In the interest of keeping my last few shreds of sanity, I’ve decided to take a last humorous look at the 2008 presidential election. I make no claims of originality. This is all in the spirit of having some fun. It’s time to p-a-r-t-a-y-y! It just doesn’t get any better than Only-Marginally-Sane Conservative-Republican-Blogger Mr. Smith’s Official 2008 Presidential Election Wild Party Pictures and Videos!
We Need More Motivation
Nothing beats sex for motivation! From RedSquareEye:
Studies show that casual sex is a number one issue among Democrat voters. Democrats think that casual sex with strangers is more important than
– National Security
The scientific consensus is clear: while Republicans spread freedom and democracy, Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases. …The most important thing in life: that sex and politics go hand in hand. This is a parody of a video made by a group called “True Love Waits for a Democrat.”
Sex and the Democrats: The Truth Behind Their Campaign Videos
Of course, in our consumer culture, some people find shopping to be very motivational.
John McCain and Palin (Fey) went on QVC (SNL) to reach out to these voters as well:
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Don’t be fooled by a little singing, John McCain is very tough.Picture from September 15 Cover of Weekly Standard
On a personal level, I find Sarah Palin to be very, very motivational. Unfortunately, she’s already taken. Sigh! As a VP, she’d be great. And with a few years experience on national issues, a very good president. Time for some Palinmania!
Introducing John McCain’s Running Mate, Sarah Palin:
Obama vs. Sarah Palin:
A Role Model for Young Girls
What do the Democrats offer us?
Is Obama qualified?
.See also the 2nd update at the end of this post.
The Obamanator in ActionFrom Barack Obama: The Redistributor
What Makes Someone an Obamanator?
Does Obama Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Then one heartbeat away from Obama, there’s …
Obama turned the promises of “hope” and meaningful “change” into…
Joe Biden!! Is Joe Biden really the VP that America has been waiting for?
Cartoon from Lost Nation Tv
Biden as Gaffeman on Obama’s Leadership SkillsFrom Biden Predicts Severe Test For Obama In First 6 Months
After reading Gateway Pundit’s “Hockey Mom Sarah Palin Cheered At StL Blues Game (Video) …Update: Media Blames Palin for Injured Goalie” and Rose Parade’s “It’s Bush’s fault!!! I mean Palin’s!!! I mean…”, I started thinking about the next cartoon that I saw at Joi’s site. Ordinary people like Sarah, but elitists like Obama, Biden and their followers in the MSM don’t.
One final video!
They trekked thousands of miles in searing heat…They crossed the border risking life and limb…
They get paid peanuts…
They do jobs others refuse to do…
Some people back in their own country treat them with little respect…
They live crammed together in substandard conditions…
They rarely see their families…
They have to learn a foreign language and culture…
They recognize only one flag…
WHO ARE THEY?
They sacrificed for us, and now we need to vote for the best leader for them.
Vote Republican in ‘08
Save Our Country from Bloodsucking Socialism
Vote Socialist Vampire in ‘08
Elitist Liberals (Socialist Vampires) Have Rights Too!
Update: I voted Republican early on November 4. Have you voted yet?
3rd Update: Obama Leads His FlockFrom No Quarter