Posted by: smithy | November 4, 2008

A Pre-Election 2008 Special

In the interest of keeping my last few shreds of sanity, I’ve decided to take a last humorous look at the 2008 presidential election. I make no claims of originality. This is all in the spirit of having some fun. It’s time to p-a-r-t-a-y-y! It just doesn’t get any better than Only-Marginally-Sane Conservative-Republican-Blogger Mr. Smith’s Official 2008 Presidential Election Wild Party Pictures and Videos!

We Need More Motivation

Nothing beats sex for motivation! From RedSquareEye:

Studies show that casual sex is a number one issue among Democrat voters. Democrats think that casual sex with strangers is more important than
– Energy
– Economy
– National Security

The scientific consensus is clear: while Republicans spread freedom and democracy, Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases. …The most important thing in life: that sex and politics go hand in hand. This is a parody of a video made by a group called “True Love Waits for a Democrat.”

Sex and the Democrats: The Truth Behind Their Campaign Videos

In the Battle of Brainy and Beautiful Babes, Republican Women Rule!!Via Moonbattery. Note: M.K. Ham, Pam Geller, or Sarah Palin aren’t on the list.

Of course, in our consumer culture, some people find shopping to be very motivational.
John McCain and Palin (Fey) went on QVC (SNL) to reach out to these voters as well:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

McCain Never Quits! For Motivation He Sings Streisand.Vodpod videos no longer available.McCain Sings Streisand Video, posted with vodpod

Don’t be fooled by a little singing, John McCain is very tough.Picture from September 15 Cover of Weekly Standard

On a personal level, I find Sarah Palin to be very, very motivational. Unfortunately, she’s already taken. Sigh! As a VP, she’d be great. And with a few years experience on national issues, a very good president. Time for some Palinmania!

Introducing John McCain’s Running Mate, Sarah Palin:

Obama vs. Sarah Palin:

A Role Model for Young Girls

How many mothers of five can be thought of as action adventure figures?From Joi the Artist. More of Joi’s work can be found here.

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What do the Democrats offer us?

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https://i1.wp.com/thepeoplescube.com/images/Halloween_MoveOn.gifFrom Dems Focus On Dead Voter Turnout, Rally Graveyards

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Is Obama qualified?

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Michelle Obama on 12-6-04 (see here and here) commenting on Barack ’08.

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Barack Obama on 12-6-04 (see here and here) commenting on Barack ’08.

.See also the 2nd update at the end of this post.

The Obamanator in ActionFrom Barack Obama: The Redistributor


What Makes Someone an Obamanator?
Does Obama Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

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Then one heartbeat away from Obama, there’s …

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Obama turned the promises of “hope” and meaningful “change” into…
Joe Biden!! Is Joe Biden really the VP that America has been waiting for?
Cartoon from Lost Nation Tv

This is VP candidate Joe the Biden (not the plumber) a.k.a. GaffemanFrom Joi the Artist. More of Joi’s work can be found here.

Biden as Gaffeman on Obama’s Leadership SkillsFrom Biden Predicts Severe Test For Obama In First 6 Months

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After reading Gateway Pundit’s “Hockey Mom Sarah Palin Cheered At StL Blues Game (Video) …Update: Media Blames Palin for Injured Goalie” and Rose Parade’s “It’s Bush’s fault!!! I mean Palin’s!!! I mean…”, I started thinking about the next cartoon that I saw at Joi’s site. Ordinary people like Sarah, but elitists like Obama, Biden and their followers in the MSM don’t.

From Joi the Artist. More of Joi’s work can be found here.

One final video!

From RedSquareEye:

They trekked thousands of miles in searing heat…They crossed the border risking life and limb…
They get paid peanuts…
They do jobs others refuse to do…
Some people back in their own country treat them with little respect…
They live crammed together in substandard conditions…
They rarely see their families…
They have to learn a foreign language and culture…
They recognize only one flag…

WHO ARE THEY?

They sacrificed for us, and now we need to vote for the best leader for them.

Vote Republican in ‘08
Save Our Country from Bloodsucking Socialism
or
Vote Socialist Vampire in ‘08
Elitist Liberals (Socialist Vampires) Have Rights Too!

Update: I voted Republican early on November 4. Have you voted yet?

2nd Update: Shocking: Obama’s Attack Ad On Himselfvia Jim Treacher

3rd Update: Obama Leads His FlockFrom No Quarter


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Responses

  1. Homeland Security is hoping for McCain to win. I have proof of that .
    If you are in the coal mining bizz then vote McCain because Obama has you in his sights to shut you down. PA needs to remember what happened when the steel plant shut down. How many ghost town will Obamas make. If it wasnt for company’s like Phoenix Glass that part of PA would have gone out . You dont kill jobs ,You dont raise taxes and spend more on a weak dollar. YOU CUT TAXES YOU SPEND LESS AND YOU KEEP AMERICANS WORKING.

    When he shuts them down not just the states the mines are in will suffer great economic collapse but the state surrounding them. WAKE UP Ohio, Pennsylvania. Wake UP Virgina . WAKE UP AMERICA. The on change he is selling is control .

  2. Thank you!! I’d love to be able to do more posts on more topics, but I’m just not able to do that. For more information on what Obama wants to do to our utilties, please read Obama Tells SF Chronicle He Will Bankrupt Coal Industry.

  3. […] Pre-Election 2008 Special Posted in November 4th, 2008 by in Uncategorized A Pre-Election 2008 Special In the interest of keeping my last few shreds of sanity, I’ve decided to take a last humorous […]

  4. […] A Pre-Election 2008 Special They rarely see their families… They have to learn a foreign language and culture… They recognize only one flag… WHO ARE THEY? They sacrificed for us, and now we need to vote for the best leader for them. Vote Republican in ‘08 … […]


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