Posted by: smithy | August 21, 2008

There’s A Secret Vampire Conspiracy Among Us

About 40 years ago our great nation, distracted by social problems and the Vietnam War, was successfully infiltrated by Vampires, who have since become our Elitist Liberals (professors, mainstream media, high-profile Democratic politicians and leftist political activists). To prove my point compare the following attitudes and behavior of both Ordinary Vampires and Elitist Liberals (Socialist Vampires) by comparing the same number on each of the lists below:

Ordinary Vampires

  1. Consider Conservative Christians their biggest enemy
  2. Have contempt for those who want weapons and religion
  3. Hate religious symbols like the Cross
  4. Lie about their ultimate goals
  5. Must have slaves (like Renfield)
  6. Feed on ordinary people for nourishment (Bloodsucking)
  7. Are afraid of being exposed to strong light
  8. Won’t control their sexual impulses (no monogamy)
  9. Can’t enter your home without your permission

Elitist Liberals (Socialist Vampires)

  1. Consider Conservative Christians their biggest enemy
  2. Have contempt for those who want (Vampires say cling to) guns and religion
  3. Hate religious symbols like the Cross (just ask the ACLU)
  4. Lie about their ultimate goals
  5. Must enslave the American people (to Socialist Vampire controlled Big Government)
  6. Feed on ordinary taxpayers for nourishment (Bloodsucking Socialism)
  7. Are afraid of the strong light of truth brought by Conservatives like Reagan
  8. Won’t control their sexual impulses (no monogamy)
  9. Can’t enter political office or your life unless you vote for them in 2008

Both lists are the same!

You don’t have to be seduced by the promises of Bloodsucking Socialist Vampires. If you put them into power, they’ll eagerly drain the life from all of us. If you vote for them, it’s your funeral. Now you know. You’ve been warned. They’re here already. You’re next! You’re next!!

Vote Republican in ’08
Save Our Country From Bloodsucking Socialism
or
Vote Socialist Vampire in ’08
Elitist Liberals (Socialist Vampires) Have Rights Too!

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Responses

  1. all the draining occurred during republican administrations – you can check the facts for yourself –

  2. If you want to see what draining is like, see the IBD series, The Audacity of Socialism at http://www.ibdeditorials.com/series8.aspx. While conservatives have made and continue to make bad mistakes, the left in our country is basically Socialist.


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